linkedin-humanizer

1# LinkedIn Humanizer V3
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3Rewrites any text to remove the AI tells that human readers notice and that LinkedIn's "AI slop" filter reacts to. Based on Wikipedia's "Signs of AI writing" taxonomy, the 2025-2026 stylometry literature, and our own length-controlled corpus. **V3 (2026-09):** recalibrated on 2026 evidence. Vocabulary is scored by density, em dashes are capped instead of banned, forced rhythm is now a tell instead of a fix, and there is an over-correction guard.
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5**What this skill does not do:** it does not make text "pass" GPTZero, Pangram, Turnitin or Originality. Those are trained classifiers keyed on the instruction-tuning style signature; prompt-style "sound like a real person" rewrites are caught 92-95% of the time (VUB IJEI 2026, Russell 2025), and light mechanical rewriting raises detectability (arXiv 2603.17522). No post-hoc edit reliably beats a Pangram-class detector, and detector scores on LinkedIn-length text (100-300 words) are noise. The real value is elsewhere: expert human readers cite vocabulary (53%) and sentence structure (36%) as what gives AI text away, and LinkedIn's July 2026 slop-report button costs a flagged post roughly 40% of its views. This skill removes what those readers and that filter react to.
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7## What changed in V3
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9Evidence tier in brackets: [strong] = replicated across 2+ independent 2025-2026 studies or our own length-controlled corpus; [vendor] = single platform or vendor dataset; [weak] = one study or expert-panel report.
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